Going through iPhoto, I saw these pictures and giggled. This is Morris waiting for his food. First: "Food now! C’mon! Where’s my food? Gimme my food!" *wags tail excitedly*

 

Then he realises, "Oh. Right. I have to do that whole ‘calm-submissive’ thing. Damn it. Uh. How does that work again? Ah, no tail-wagging, and, uh… Oh, ears low! I’ll throw in my sad look as well."

 

That dog is such a little manipulator.