I… have no words. I have only this.

 

And a dose of ‘omfgyay’! What a game. And what a free kick from Aurelio! I don’t even have it in me to mock him for his first name being ‘Fabio’ today, and that’s unusual. Man, even if this win isn’t enough to get us properly challenging for the title again, at least we’ll have this day. Because damn.

You know what I want for next season? I want Rafa to buy Zlatan Ibrahimovic and use him as an offensive midfielder. It would be awesome. Yeah, Zlatan can score like nobody’s business when he’s on form, but I really believe he’d be an even better midfielder than he is a striker. Not that I think it’s going to happen - if Zlatan does leave Inter, it will most likely be for Spain (apparently both Real Madrid and Barcelona have shown an interest) and not England, but a girl can dream, right? It could work. It could work so well.

In less awesome news, I have an itchy throat. Do not want. Seriously, I do not have the time to get sick right now. You hear that, germs? You stay away from me.