I found a Daddy Longlegs bouncing around my microwave just now. I was feeling generous, so I caught him in a jar and let him out the window.
Those creatures do freak me out a little. Ever since I heard that the Daddy Longlegs supposedly has the strongest poison known to man, only they have no teeth and so can’t administer it, I’ve been worrying that Mother Nature will eventually start to feel sorry for them, with being toothless and all, and fix them up. 
Just think of it. They’d all want vengance on human kind for all the kids who’ve pulled the wings off their defenseless forefathers. We’d all be screwed. I mean, even those of us who’ve never hurt them, and catch them in jars and let them out the window. They’re insects, they won’t care about making sure they’re only killing the guilty ones. 
We’re doomed. DOOMED, I TELL YOU.